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Old 22-02-2007, 03:17 PM   #1
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Default How to make a rice burner run 14's

found this on another forum, just shows how desperate rice burners are to make there car fast.
http://crazyjim.ramelot.com/14seconds.htm

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Old 22-02-2007, 03:35 PM   #2
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i don't rate rice burners....they look like toy cars out of a packet to me
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Old 22-02-2007, 03:44 PM   #3
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I dont particularly like rice burners, but I dont like people who destroy cars either :(
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Old 22-02-2007, 03:54 PM   #4
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Havent seen that thing in years, lol its a crack up.

in the end it only weighs 753kg and still only goes a 14.3, ghey !!!
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Old 22-02-2007, 04:40 PM   #5
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I guess when people start rice bashing they also lose their sense of humor.
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Old 22-02-2007, 05:09 PM   #6
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Lol.... Now if they got rid of the fool driving it they'd get down into 13's.

Maybe one of those 'Top Gear' remote jobs would do it.
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Old 22-02-2007, 05:37 PM   #7
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Oh dear...tools :togo:
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Old 22-02-2007, 06:28 PM   #8
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i hope you guys know its a huge **** take ( duhhh )
I love the method used for removing front bumper. HAHA fantastic web page!
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Old 22-02-2007, 06:46 PM   #9
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Yeah, that was funny as. It wasnt even just a shell and a motor in the end. It was far less than that.
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Old 22-02-2007, 06:53 PM   #10
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There was a special up at Winton once that was similar to that. It looked like a cutdown N13 Pulsar floor and bulkhead with matt-black, flat, thin sheetmetal “panels” to cover the rest of the missing bits. Anything that helps performance I guess.
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Old 22-02-2007, 07:01 PM   #11
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Jesus theres some old reposts happening lately, this one has to be 3 or 4 years old.
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Old 22-02-2007, 07:02 PM   #12
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Havent seen that in years. Weight loss is as good as horsepower.
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Old 22-02-2007, 07:24 PM   #13
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Great webpage! At least they destroyed the ricer! That won't be hitting the road ever again!
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Old 22-02-2007, 07:27 PM   #14
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I remember seeing a TV show with something similair to this. Was it the Car Show on Ch 9 ?

It wasn't Top Gear and it wasn't Myth Busters. Any ideas ?
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Old 22-02-2007, 07:53 PM   #15
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Thats a shoking 60foot time. My Fiesta pulled a 2.5 but they pulled a 2.9 stock ????

Funny neither the less
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Old 22-02-2007, 08:14 PM   #16
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hahahahha....that is absolute gold!
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Old 22-02-2007, 08:37 PM   #17
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I read a similar article in an old car magazine, it was an old mazda coupe or something. They gutted the car and got it going faster just like the web page haaa..
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Old 23-02-2007, 12:17 AM   #18
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hahahahah dumbasses and a waste of a perfect car they could of sold
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Old 23-02-2007, 07:47 AM   #19
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I remember seeing a TV show with something similair to this. Was it the Car Show on Ch 9 ?

It wasn't Top Gear and it wasn't Myth Busters. Any ideas ?
It was Top Gear, it was a Jag.
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